that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck
What I like about Deadpool is that he consistently gets labelled as a ‘bad’ person, because he’s clumsy, has a lot of collateral damage, is mouthy, etc.. But the thing is, at the end of the day, he’s actually an awesome human being. He always does his best to do right by people, even if he’s mislead or deceived. He’s a rape victim, and abuse victim, a cancer survivor, and refuses to hurt kids. He acts crazy (and yes, he’s quite insane as well) to cope with the incredible psychological burden he has to bear.
He’s not one dimensional, and he’s sort of what I know a lot of people would be like if they were put in his position. He’s an encrible example fo humanity.
(Source: breakourbones, via pkmnprofessor-sycamore)
i want a good body but i dont want to work out u feel
(Source: lubricates, via believe-in-happieness)
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”